i tell u!!!!!!!! today, some ASSHOLE eurasian customer came into Crazy Elephant. what is happening to all u Eurasian men huh???
1st! this bugger comes in and acts like some casanova putting his pudgy arms around all the waitresses that comes by (when he's so purely average looking..plus he showers my face a lot when he talks).
next! he starts flirting with me of all people saying like "im gregok (crude slang for eurasian)...ur gregok too ;)". so i said no-im eurasian..ur just low class.
so he started fighting with me in a flirty way..the dumbass. cant get the hint!
so he aske me for my name and woud i go out with him on a date? OBVIOUSLY im sure u all know this, i said no, i have a gf in spain.
the asshole can still say - but she's not here is she? heh heh :)
nvm...tahan.
so i tried to explain everything even why some girls went down that other road like me..
U KNOW WHAT HE CAN STILL SAY? dont u want a piece of this?-his dick. he asked so many times somemore!
WHO DOES HE THINK I AM BALLS ????!!! SOME CHEAPO WAITRESS JUST COS I WORK IN A BAR? heh..he's gonna get it.
so i said-"wad dick?? i cant even see it from here man." he got quite insulted so he tried to salvage himself by saying that oh lesbians only say that cos they miss it n stuff.
so i was like-" what??? oh please lah-even if urs was in, i bet i wouldnt even know ok".
he started cursing n swearing at that point balls..deserve it. his client was with him n started laughing like mad.
hey, its true wad..anyone would've insulted that fella back man. ESPECIALLY me..im not cheap ah for heaven's sake.and i love audrey to death..cant believe he thought i'd possibly cheat on her. im not like that man..eeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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GREAT JOB HONEY!! i SALUTE YOU! *sigh*...eaurasian buggers like tt just disgrace us, while eurasians like YOU do us proud! hahhaha the EA booklet reads:
"BEST IMPROVEMENT award - Antoinette Renee Patteson"!
hahahah i'm so proud of you!
and damn....why don't i get any awards frm them!! ;<
lovelove,
PEA
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