nyp sex scandal..

ok..im sure all of u know abt this stupid fool called tammy who let her bf video tape their little "moment"..i finally saw the damn thing lah walau. i have a few things to say ok...

1)she's damn flat chested. her boobs are like going to the east and west man seriously. damn pointy somemore..abnormal.

2) the guy's damn small also lah.. i may be lesbian, but damn dat's small.i wont turn straight seeing that small worm.

3) bloody hell, half way through the sex he can take his small worm out and say all so proud n mungently- " eew, i see blood :) ". i put the smiley face cos u can so sense the happy tone in his voice like wah!! my ah boy (his dick) strong-ah..i made my dear dear bleed..

4) there was a fingering part of it!!! she looked damn unsatisfied. like she just laid there and let him do whatever..then he only lightly wiggled his fingers lah..no wonder she just laid there looking bored, popping her head up to see if he's done investigating.

wah u all should see it lah..i still have the damn thing if u wanna see. its damn funny but sad at the same time.

u should go to this guy rockson's blog. he's talking abt the nyp scandal thing. its bloody funny cos his english is really typical singaporean even his analogies are funny.

like this one: ".....KNN like the M16 put to full auto, one squeeze whole magazine shoot finish.

Nowsadays the girl 18 years old is so advance liao, know how to use handphone shoot video. But is very stupid thing to do, shoot this kind of personal lan cheow chee bye thing. Phone always got people steal, very easy to kena the video become internet free show.

When I 18 that time where got so good video phone? Only got those big big video recorder. Must two hand then can carry. Carry this old kind of video camera will have no strength to fuck already. Can even accident drop on the girl head wait she concuss." (www.rockson.blogspot.com)

i better cite SOMETHING; wait he sue me for copyright infringement..u see wad medisoc has done to me..

i linked him in my "treasure chest" go see and have fun :)

i love blogthings :) if u cant tell already..

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

bloody hell

i took heikal's QUIZ GALAZY nonsense to see wad my name means...

Antoinette-

smells like turnip at all times!!!!


hmph!!

ooooo...

sweets im sorry but damn i saw photos of shane from the l word..walau.. :)


i like this one :)



i dunno wads wrong with me..like whether am i really becoming a bisexual or is this just a phase and audrey's the only detour i'd make in my life..im really lost ah? of all times in my life. like seriously, im looking at other girls/bangs..(dont worry-to my friends from school n kc, i dont think any of u are my type). im even starting to think kim from america's next top model is sorta..'interesting'.like her side profile ah..goodness...



but i still love u sweets..



Wooohoooo!!!!! Walau eh!! WeeeeeeeeeeeeWeeeeeeettttt!

haha i can so imagine u killing me right about now *hug*

little one..

my godson's finally born!!!

he's damn adorable n small..first time i carried a baby in like the longest time not to mention he's a new born. his name is Jayden Gerard Phua :) hebrew name ok; dont mess.
such a rascal somemore-in the pereira household, we are very loud people n my little one was sound asleep when i was carrying him. he practically put his little hands on his ears the whole time..haha. was trying to adjust him cos there was too much weight on one arm, he slept on my hand and stretched, just refused to move. mind u that hand was the strained one..so i was stuck.
cant wait to fatten him up... MUA HAHAHA!!! ohhhh ill make him a humpty dumpty yet >:)

HOLY SHITT!!!

oh my god, remember farrah farhana???!!!

ok yes my girls i know u do.
for all u reading and who's sotong abt this topic:
farrah and i were close at one point.
she was finding herself throughout the years
from ah lian to eurasian to breakdancer to finally a minah.
once she reached minah stage, she lost contact with my group, dropped out
and started sniffing glue, no eyebrows and the last we saw her
was at bedok mac with 20 mats (fugly ones by the way) with sunken eyes
and just being very minah-like. Last story i heard from zulie wulie was that
she just got out of women's jail and she had the lightest sentence of 15 months for
pirated vcd selling along with kelly and romeo (who are still serving).

anyway, i found a recent pic of her on muneira's friendster!!


she's the middle one. farrah if u happen to read this right, can u meet up with me or smth?
seriously..i wont judge u or whatever i wanna know wads going on in ur life balls..its been so long. whatever it is, hope ur better now. seriously, change ur lifestyle. take care :)

so...what do u think of me hmm?

JOHARI'S WINDOW.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=anto

INTRODUCING....

heh me n fizah were talking in the train home yest about all the stupid stuff we had done in school and the shit we wore n thought it was cool..i wore.....JAP SOCKS and jnco jeans!! hahah eh im sorry k, i was influenced. but here are photos n all the nonsense..


heh we were being mungent..AH CRYSTAL! this is smth like it. wah i looked damn bad.


you see lah!! as if i didnt look bad enough know..


halloween options..that's rachel.p on the right and chels on the left..my girls!!



heh u think the boys get it hard on their bdays.. the victim is ili. its her 16th bday.we're raping her. tee hee..



haha ok this is quite recent lah..was melissa birthday.the white tank top is rachel chong. green tube is charmaine and the other one is ally. she gave us all boxers for christmas so were being stupid n wearing 'em superman style..


ok god know what odi (black top) is doing lah k..lets just leave it as she found some gold in there.

haha god the stuff we do infront of millions of passerbys. the squashed face in the black lace halter is dawn. she's bloody loud man..still remember when she was drunk at my chalet, all i remembered her saying was "FUCK YOU LAH CHEEBYE IM NOT FUCKING DRUNK LAH" haha..oh goodness.
haha rachel.c's bday. chel's bf know how to sculpt balloons so..this is the outcome of that :)


oh have u met my gf? she's on the right. i love her lah..my own nutcase. *hug*

ok lah i cant find anymore pics since my hard disk crashed..fizah, if u read this put up urs ah..i wanna see.

go see..korean madness

haha my god these two girls are nuts!! it always cracks me up man seriously this video.
go check it out..

wishlist...

there's so much stuff i want..

i wanna do my $200 retail therapy again with my girls..especially zulie.
i wanna go to the beach-havent been there in a while.
i never wanna see a C grade on my progress report again. ok well that's a want..
i wanna be rich so i wouldnt have to work at least not now..
i wanna drink with my friends again n watch us all go high
i wanna talk to my grandpa and hear what its like on the other side.
i never wanna have another ghostly experience again..
i want the world to accept homosexual relationships and not just a section
i wanna be financially stable
i wanna look great again like sec 2 when i had no pimples with healthy skin and could go shopping once every 2 weeks. now i look haggart..thanks to o'levels moving on to mass comm.
i need a break..i need to go to a spa n relax.
in a way i dont wanna go to chiang mai cos i could use the money for smth else like repairing my ceiling..

yes the extent of my poverty, at least i can say im happy. not like some rich kids balls..
i know certain people in mass comm or kc, they seriously complai about their lives when they have everything..like shut the fuck up.
your rich, your parents do love you just that they are mungent n cant show it as well as others so u complain and put it all over ur friendster or blog that ur life sucks, u got everything n ur parents dont love u so u mutilate urself n cry and be rebellious.

please lah-look at my life. im having it 5 times than you but im sucking it up n moving on.
grow up..wait till u gotta earn ur own keep at 17. then u'll stop complaining abt ur contradicting rich life..

amen.

random

watch!!

im soooo bored...

hmm supposedly studying for marketing.
im really bored though..
my mom's making me drink some honey ginseng tea.
tastes awful..thank god for the honey.
good thing is that most of my friends are going for the chiang mai trip :)
only this cherylene lah..didnt take the form. oh well..

im so glad i have my kc friends.
they are really there when i need them..
i love u all!!
zulie wulie is still almost out of reach that woman, but i still love u too.
u better come ah for our post valentine gathering.
come on-pizza n movies man..perfect combo.

ok back to marketing..

what the hell lah mommy...

i am turning 19 this year lah fuck..

i cant enjoy a single moment by myself in this house-why u think im always in my room?
every call i get-u scream from a far or come into the room asking "who is that? what do u they want? " when i pay for all of my own damn bills so i can talk to whoever i want.

u constantly update MY bank book like as though i'd steal from ur side of the money.
u keep making a fuss over everything like how i dont watch movies with u anymore. who say? i watch the pirated ones u bring home everytime wad.. i never wanna go to the cinema with u cos i'd bet we'd get kicked out with ur constant interpretation of everything that happens in the movie!! IM FUCKING NOT STUPID!! STOP TREATING ME LIKE I DUNNO SHIT ABOUT LIFE!

i hate ur constant smothering. u know it..stop raiding n re-arranging my wardrobe!! i cant find anything! i dont have any drugs or booze in there.

how to bring home anyone to u ? u think im pathetic right? 19 years old not once brought home a bf. u will chase them all away with ur constant interrogation! i had 4 bfs n thank god none of which met u..

i cant wait till i go abroad for uni, i dont wanna come back anytime soon.

by the way im bisexual now. plus im happy n no matter wad u say, i aint getting out of it cos its wad u want. what u gonna do? kick me out onto the street? go ahead. im sick of this..

let's see the damage shall we?

alright, so its valentine's day.
surprisingly, not THAT many couples were in town which was good and most didnt wear the same shirts and outfits like i saw last year- pink 'milk' shirts..damn mungent walau.

damn depressing, started valentine's of studying for marketing.
im damn scared lah that i'd fail again.

atleast im done with 5 chapters but now j.lo says that its from week 11 to end of semester!!
brilliant. back at square 1..

went out to see odi and rachel.c. that was actually fun lah, we didnt know what to do at first was quite funny, aimlessly walking for a while then saw a certain someone desperate enough to get a last minute date for val's. oh well..

i finally got audrey's present!!! i wont say what cos she reads my blog too but ill post a picture up once she gets it..it's damn cute lah.

aiyoh today, we went to this lingerie shop for fun called fling, and they had some vibrators and all on display (very kinky i must say-the ones to put in the ass n all) and then one of odi's friends who came later said damn loudly- " eh what's this? what's it for? vibrator???" or smth like that lah. we were damn malu man..just walked out n never looked back.

hope all u had a great val's day by the way...
*hugs and kisses*

heh went for the fhm audition thing..
was held at the mediacorp publishings;was a tad weird seeing like all the magazines cooked up into a few sections, all hard at work.
overall, i forgot to bring my 'portfolio' and the guy really looked like one of those cheeky perv middle-aged man who are decently smiling with such dirty thoughts in their head with each potential model that shows up..
dunno if i got it but oh well.

cant believe its only been 2 weeks :(
heh oh well..i DUNNO WHAT TO GET HER FOR VAL'S DAY!
im such a terrible gf man seriously..
im the one who forgets our anniversary, doesnt plan the dates properly and all that..
dunno why she's still with me considering all my nonsense but anyway, i love you baby and eventhough i cant spend valentine's with you, i got a better present waiting for u at home.
i planned this one out properly :D

mercy...

good lord..i went for my first facial today.

in the beginning, the cleansing and exfoliation was really shiok n soothing.
(finally pampering myself)

then, she steamed my face to open up the pores..and then.. the pain begins.
i dunno what the hell she used man but it felt like this burning rod pressed against my pimples.
plus i have a lot some more..goodness. tried not to scream but shit it was bloody hot!

then she said " girl..ur skin damn jialat know. all hiding.very hot. hot cells..pple fever, u normal". haha..

then she put this ice cold mask on my face to close up the pores. think i slept but she put this pimple cream on me later. it didnt disappear into the skin and she wouldnt let me wipe it away! had to walk through the mrt n school with white blotchy skin :( but oh well..i need to go again next week.

where's eunice..im in school waiting for her now n she aint her. i dont like doing bus ads man. smth just feels missing with mine n i dunno what to add in. im doing our namecards now for marketing one looks like that above. haha ok i had to put jessica alba's pic lah..she's so hot :)

my part in education..

Wah!! damn sick lah look at the HAIR!! looks like some werewolf got stuck halfway that just ate someone. or a really hairy pregnant flat-chested woman.
Enough said balls... (pun intended). actually, he's kinda 'small' ah..so high some more he's wearing his briefs. eh wait they're not briefs..they look like jockey pants! passe man..no wonder ur small. horse did u good..

nothing bad to say about this one. u wouldnt think of it in that way..
The true meaning behind ads.



now u know why u shouldnt drink. but aiyah nvm lah..

www.adbusters.org

me-an fhm model?

My god..can u imagine that to be me? hah..minus the boobs of course ( jealousy). ok i always wanted to be a model ok..little obsession i have. yest was so hyped up, i took my best photos, photoshoped em and sent it to a few local mags-one of em was fhm. they emailed me back asking if could come down for an audition this week!!

ok i know lah-just an audition but can u seriously imagine me on the cover if im actually good at it?

SO FUN!!!

first step, mad facials.

second step, gain a tad more weight so i dont look so unhealthy.

eh so exciting : )